While it is no joke to be in the midst of a plumbing emergency especially during the colder winter months enduring water leaks or bursts or facing a cold shower because the hot water system is on the blink…
There is a funny side to plumbing and we hope to bring a smile to your day with the following plumbing jokes or plumbing fails on offer blow:
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Did you hear about the Jedi who gave up all his training to become a plumber?
He went over to the Darkside of the faucet.
Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber?
A good flush beats a full house every time
What vegetables do plumbers hate?
Leeks
What do you call a room full of cynical plumbers?
A skeptic tank
“A plumber is the only person who can take a leak while they fix a leak!”
Even when your plumbing emergency is no laughing matter - be assured that Phil is on call 24/7 and able to provide emergency support and assistance whether it be a burst mains, gas leak or other plumbing issue.
Remember NO OBLIGATION FREE QUOTES and local affordable plumbing services from the experts.
Remember NO OBLIGATION FREE QUOTES and local affordable plumbing services from the experts.
